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By Sam Schultz

A suite of jokes and riddles approximately all types of animals.

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Jane: Does it give milk? Jack: No, I have to take it from her. Joey: My dog Ossie is sick, so we’re taking him to an animal doctor. Moey: Gee, I thought all doctors were people! 30 Q: What did the woman say when her dog ran away? A: Doggone-it! Pet Store Owner: Yes, I have a singing cat and mouse for sale. Buyer: Do they really sing? Pet Store Owner: Well, to tell you the truth, the cat is a ventriloquist! Q: What does a rabbit use to comb its fur? A: A harebrush. 31 Text copyright © 2004 by Carolrhoda Books, Inc.

Jack: No, I have to take it from her. Joey: My dog Ossie is sick, so we’re taking him to an animal doctor. Moey: Gee, I thought all doctors were people! 30 Q: What did the woman say when her dog ran away? A: Doggone-it! Pet Store Owner: Yes, I have a singing cat and mouse for sale. Buyer: Do they really sing? Pet Store Owner: Well, to tell you the truth, the cat is a ventriloquist! Q: What does a rabbit use to comb its fur? A: A harebrush. 31 Text copyright © 2004 by Carolrhoda Books, Inc. Illustrations copyright © 2004 by Brian Gable All rights reserved.

Illustrations copyright © 2004 by Brian Gable All rights reserved. International copyright secured. , except for the inclusion of brief quotations in an acknowledged review. A. com Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Schultz, Sam. Animal antics: the beast jokes ever! / by Sam Schultz ; illustrations by Brian Gable. p. cm. — (Make me laugh) Summary: A collection of jokes and riddles about all kinds of animals. eISBN: 1–57505–686–0 1. Animals—Juvenile humor. [1. Animals—Humor. 2. Jokes.

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